Driving a Fuel Efficient Car is Attractive

With all of the gloom and doom surrounding the economy, the housing market and oil and gasoline prices, it’s understandable that so many of us feel so pessimistic right now.

But, if you drive a car that gets great fuel economy, you now have a reason to smile: it’s very likely that the opposite sex now finds you more attractive than ever!

What, you don’t believe me? Check out the following (very non-scientific) reasons why you’ve gone from the little nerd that couldn’t to a fuel sipping sex symbol:

It shows you’re a modest person. By driving an unassuming and fuel efficient car, you’re letting everyone know that you don’t need to be flashy or loud in order to get noticed. Your calm, quiet, easy on the accelerator demeanor has definitely gone a long way to show the opposite sex that you’re quite a catch. Almost a quiet confidence.

It shows you’re not wasteful. Why use two gallons of gas to go 10 miles, when you can get the job done with just a quarter-gallon? You’re all about efficiency – and that’s why you’re so good looking.

It shows you’re good with money. Not only does it usually cost less to buy a smaller car, but over the time you own the vehicle, you’ll probably spend a lot less on fuel, tires and insurance. With that money you save, you can splurge on gifts every once in a while, or have plenty of cash on hand for a rainy day.

It shows you care about the environment. Obviously, this is the very in thing right now – if you’re not “going green” there’s no telling how far you’re likely to fall down the social food chain. And let’s be honest, nobody wants to be with the low person on the totem pole.

It shows you don’t have to make up for shortcomings by overcompensating and buying a flashy sports car or big truck. No further commentary is necessary.

For those of you who drive gas guzzling monster trucks or suped up sports cars, it’s not too late to redeem yourself in the eyes of the opposite sex. You can always keep your current vehicle, but just drive it less and walk/use public transportation more, or you can trade up and get something with a little less zip and a little more sip.

Comments

  1. “it’s very likely that the opposite sex now finds you more attractive than ever” too bad cause I’m gay.

  2. Well RP81, I would have imagined that gay people would have always appreciated prudent choices and efficiency.

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